John: ”Probably something badass and cool like when he snuck into Outer Heaven. Wait a second… Outer Heaven… that gives me an idea! All I need is to feel asleep.”
This update is my favorite! There is jade acting adorable like always even while being mind controlled. Then there is roxy who always finds a way to make me laugh. Who doesn’t like this update?
I just noticed that no one here seems to be talking about how Jade FREAKED OUT when Roxy called her “English”.
Like she snapped at Roxy and demanded that she not call her that.
Why?
Why would the name “English” have an effect on Jade? I know that it has an impact on Condy, but why would it impact Jade? Why does she despise the mere thought of being mistaken for “Jade English”?
There’s something about that which makes me think part of Condy and her memories has fused with Jade as part of the mind control. Jade didn’t just correct Roxy, she All CAPSed her.
What’s more, Jade said that Condy’s plan was to recreate the Troll race in secret away from her employer so that it would be spared from his destructive tendencies. But that would imply that Condy doesn’t believe that he can be defeated, wouldn’t it? Has she given up hope of being free from his power and just wants her people to be reborn again?
If that’s the case, she wouldn’t be able to rule over them because she would have to continue serving under him. If she tried to rule them, Lord English would find out and wipe the species out again.
Has Condy lost hope of defeating…
Wait…
Lost… Hope…
Page of Hope…
Son of a BITCH! THAT’S IT!
SHE CAPTURED JAKE TO TRAIN HIM TO KILL LORD ENGLISH!!!
“Make something from nothing” or “take something from nothingness”.
I think I understand the limitations of Roxy’s powers.
She can only summon things that NO LONGER EXIST!!!
For example, she can’t summon John because John is still somewhere. His soul and body are still intact. So Roxy’s attempts at summoning him would fail because her aspect is void and John is not voided.
BUT THE MATRIORB IS!
Kanaya had the matriorb, and it was destroyed by Eridan way back in Act 5 Part 2. Since the Matriorb was destroyed, that means that it has been “voided”. But since Roxy can recreate things that don’t exist, she is capable of making the matriorb.
So in other words, should she reach full power, she could create anything that no longer exists.
Possibilities include:
The bodies of dead trolls that were used to create Sprites.
A destroyed universe/Genesis Frog.
Souls of those who became Double Dead.
She could bring back virtually anything Lord English destroys! Possibly.
But at the same time, if my hunch on that limitation is correct, then Condy must have known that the matriorb was destroyed or that no matriorb could be gotten through other means. How could she have known that? What was her source of information?
been folding my shirts like this for so long that it feels weird to do it any other way
WHAT THE SHIT
i did this just now completely skeptical and when it worked i just fell over onto my bed and sobbed into my blanket
ok important make sure you’re grabbing across/over the shirt instead of the side nearest to you because i was doing that for like 5 minutes and getting pissed that i couldn’t folow simple instructions correctly. but then i did it right it’s basically magic
What dark sorcery is this
Ninjutsu - This is how ninja fold their shirts. Or at least that’s how it was explained to me when I was first exposed to this.
man i dunno about you but those blue and white bits look a bit too much like the colour scheme of a certain Hero of Breath who went missing not too long ago
Time for a JAILBREAK!
I believe what we might be seeing here is John smashing through the wall with the Warhammer of Vrillyhoo. (Or was that weapon one he only had in the dreambubble and has yet to make?)
Wait…
Perhaps this part of the story will clear up a little later, and you will be able to resume this arc. Until then, no dice.
OH COURSE! If John still has the ability to warp to numerous points in time and paradox space, then he can retroactively BLOW AWAY the Stardust corrupting things here. But he hasn’t blown them away yet from our/his perspective, so when we check this page again later, it will have changed and revealed the Dialoglog!